You Ea+ A Pig, I Ea+ A Dog.

You sleep at 5 o'clock.
I wake up at 5 o'clock.

You drive a car.
I ride a camel.

You go to a McDonald.
I go to the mosque.

You play in a park.
I live in a forest.

You eat a pig.
I eat a dog.

You are hungry.
I am bored.

You made a bank.
I made a pyramid.

You destroy a nature.
I blow up a building.

You respect an old man.
I long to be a richman.

You love me.
I kill you.

You need god.
I need god and gun.

You like italique letters.
I like oblique letters.

You love sex, drugs and rock & roll.
I love sox, relax and butter roll.

You'll be soon born.
I'll be soon dead.